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Aquarius- It is a bright, fresh, shining new year. The door to opportunity is wide open and only a negative and unenlightened consciousness will fail to see the fruitful possibilities that 2017 holds. You, yes, you, look deep within yourself and find that little rosebud just ready to blossom with new-found chi energy…keep your spirit, this little, tiny, rosebud nourished and glistening with love. Don’t let any dark, whirling negative energy stunt its potential for blooming growth.
Pisces- Please, stop it with the annoying New Year attitude. Your friends were done with the “page 1 of 365”, “new year, new me”, “everyday of this fresh year is a chance to recreate yourself” quotes before they blew up on Instagram for the first few hours of the new year. Everyone knows that you’re going to forget about your gym membership and that your David “Avocado” Wolfe Californian juice fast will last about 2 hours.
Aries- Ay Aries, get off your phone and get outside. Maybe if you connected with nature and left your social media behind for a bit, you’d realize that there are many more sunny, beautiful, colorful things in the world to look at other than the colors on Kylie’s new Royal Peach Palette. What’s that you say? It’s winter in Vermont and all you have to look at is brown grass and the occasional gray dusting of snow? Well, that sucks for you. Yeah forget all that looking-at-the-flowers mumbo jumbo. Consider a trip to the west coast.
Taurus- I can sense it, Taurus; your feelings are so tightly bottled away inside your heart that your aura is starting to emit a pained shade of chartreuse. First of all, you better change your ways because the chartreuse is beginning to give me a headache. Secondly, your naturally stubborn nature as the bull of our astrological family makes you want to deny that you are denying your feelings. Don’t think I don’t see you shaking your head, trying to deny the truth of my statement. Oh yes, lots of denial. And “De Nile is not just a river in Egypt”. Oh no no no.
Gemini- The river of your chi throughout your body runs deep and I fear that repressing your anger is causing a stagnation of your chi energy. Take some time to reflect and come to terms with your feelings. Even if they are feelings you wish you did not feel, do not analyze them, simply feel them, and, if they be negative, sit with them, then release them in three clear, deep breaths.
Cancer-Stop taking everything so seriously. Make sure your thoughts are thoughts that are positive and of things you want to manifest in your new year. Whatever you think and choose to spend time focusing on will become part of your life, so make it something positive.
Leo-Don’t pay any attention to the people who want to keep you stuck in the “old you”. Feel confident moving forward into a new year and recreating yourself. Make more lists and plans that you know you will stick to. Stay away from grand proclamation that may prove too ambitious in the future. Am I telling you to lower your expectations of yourself…maybe, but just go with it.
Virgo-Have fun discovering a new passion this year and don’t be afraid to try new things and think outside the box. Defy the status quo and do what you have been wanting to do. This is the year to make it happen. Also, don’t question risks you want to take in your style. If you want to wear wide-leg trousers, you go for it!
Libra-Take time to think hard about new life changes. Just because it’s the new year doesn’t necessarily mean you should go for that aqua blue hair you’ve been wanting all year. Try making some subtle changes and see how you like it first before diving in. You could start by cleaning your room to cleanse the old energy. Once your living space is in order, you can start identifying changes you want to make with yourself, if you want a clean slate, or simply wish to try something new and daring.
Scorpio- With your nonchalant attitude, you can be easily distracted by your friends. Keep your head in the game and get down to work. Midterms may feel like a week in the dark, fiery, humid underworld of Hades, but it’s only one week, so work hard and make it count. Keep moving trooper!
Sagittarius-Use this start to the new year as fuel to do something that you’re scared of. Challenge yourself to step out of your comfort zone. I’m not saying you have to go skydiving or anything but maybe start a conversation with a stranger or take that Zumba class you’ve always wanted to do.
Capricorn-Keep an open, steady mind and listen to advice from your friends. Don’t be too easily angered when things don’t go exactly as you had initially planned. Everything will turn out as it should if you don’t fight the universal flow and simply BE.